(Source: catbushandludicrous)

99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it

(Source: leftnipple)

queenofshenanigans:

I think we would all benefit from rewatching mr. Rogers from time to time.

(Source: marketwarriors)

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

(Source: sourhales)

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

(Source: samwiseg)

warulv:

pixelnuggets:

j4ya:

MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET

she is the future

SNACK JACKET

SNACKET

blacksheepboy-:

(by **Geoff*)

blacksheepboy-:

(by **Geoff*)

(Source: felixjr-fixin-it)

(Source: ellequedesigns)

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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“That seems sort of harmless but then it kind of gets a little darker and sort of accuses these young pop artists of being part of this cycle where girls read magazines, feel terrible about themselves ‘cause its says “you should be skinnier, you should be prettier”. They feel terrible, and then these pop stars tell them that they’re perfect and that they’re beautiful and they buy the songs and then the popstar’s on the cover of the magazine so they buy a magazine again and it’s sort of this vicious cycle and I sort of implied he’s working for Satan or whatever.”

(Source: kazuos)

fergusmacleod13:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

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What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

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i cried my ass of laughing

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WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

“Not-a-single-lady Canada”, I just lost it.

thenyxx:

Fellowship riders being all majestic across my knees.

thenyxx:

Fellowship riders being all majestic across my knees.

This is, without a doubt, the best moment in Spongebob Squarepants history.